I’ll befriend a ball pit owner if burrito bowl near me will befriend a drug dealer. Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We have to have sex while I’m dressed as a tiger. Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell “don’t put me in there” as it was going in the oven. You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog’s food bowl. I’m watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy’s. I’m not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not. You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night.
You were texting me about your “fire shits” spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM. This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was “ghosts based on gays. Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
We also send dope emails Forget to check the site? We’ll send our best texts, memes and weekly shenanigans straight to your inbox. 2009-2015 Texts From Last Night Inc. Caribbean jerk salmon bowl with mango salsa.
Featured comment Just made this tonite and the whole family devoured it! Hours later we are still talking about it- thank you for the recipe! This week I made caribbean jerk salmon. Spicy salmon with tons of flavor and good-for-you vitamins. Then issued myself an automatic license to eat 50 leftover Cadbury Eggs. Chipotle seems to always be on the brain these days, which lead me to morph my salmon dinner into a Caribbean Burrito Bol, complete with mango and avocado salsa.
This Caribbean jerk salmon bowl with mango salsa is easy, full of flavor, and super healthy. This is feel-good food at its best! Truthfully, making salmon usually stresses me out. It always gets too burnt on the outside but not cooked on the inside. Maybe I should turn the heat down, or maybe I should start buying skinnier salmon filets, or maybe I should make it more than twice a year, or maybe I should stop playing Draw Something on my phone and start watching the skillet. Speaking of normal things that shouldn’t be stressful, how about that Monday-morning-pre-work-meeting-mocha?
Drive through lines are sweat-inducing and bad for the heart when you’re running late and the whole city of St. Paul would also like a drive-through mocha. Once you’ve got your salmon all prettied up, you’re going to plop it on a bed of rice and beans and top it with fresh mango and avocado salsa. Because it’s life changingly yummy, and you deserve it. Heat the oil in a skillet over medium high heat. Add salmon, starting skin side down, and cook for 3-5 minutes.