These hilarious one liners will add some lighthearted fun to their celebration. Still looking for more birthday greeting inspiration? Why didn’t anyone funny birthday cakes for adults happy birthday to the owl?
Because it didn’t give a hoot. Did you know that birthdays are good for your health? It’s a scientific fact: People who have more birthdays live longer. Where do you buy a birthday present for a cat?
What did the birthday balloon say to the safety pin? Why couldn’t the knot go to the birthday party? What kind of birthday cake is hard as a rock? What kind of candle burns longer than others? None, silly — they all burn shorter. What goes up but never comes down? What famous people were born on your birthday?
None — they were all just babies! Where can you go to study birthday treats? What do you call a birthday bash you throw for a dog? What do you say to a bunny on its birthday? How do you know if a birthday cake is sad?
How is a birthday cake like baseball? Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it doesn’t work to put them on the bottom. What will you do if no one comes to your birthday party? You’ll have your cake and eat it, too.